Wednesday, June 26, 2013

June 25, 2013


Imogen: Mom, I need a snack because I have hardly had anything to eat since breakfast or lunch.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

June 14, 2013

Imogen: Mom, can I come in the bathroom with you? I have to pee.

Me: I'm peeing right now. Can you use the bathroom downstairs or wait a minute?

Imogen, entering bathroom: No! I have to go now!

Me: Honey,  we can't go at the same time.

Imogen: You're almost done.

Me: Okay. Just go, we'll flush after.

Imogen, peeing and looking in the toilet: Mom! Our pees are having love!

No response from me. What do you say really, to that?!

Monday, June 10, 2013

June 10, 2013

Imogen: Maybe one night instead of playing games we could all make bar graphs. That would be fun, wouldn't it?!

Me: Sure would!

Imogen: I just love bar graphs.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

June 9, 2013

Imogen: Do you know that I like The Very Hungry Caterpillar because I'm usually very hungry and also I like caterpillars?

Can't really think of a better reason!

Friday, June 7, 2013

June 7, 2013

Imogen: I have great news! I don't want to be a princess any more when I grow up.

Me, relieved: That IS great news.

Imogen: I want to be an ice cream scientist because then I get to taste all the flavours!

Can't argue that logic. Ice cream scientist it is!